According to John K, Jimmy the Idiot Boy makes Stimpy look like Einstein. Well, you don't have to be a genius to get your own screen-printed Jimmy T-shirt, printed on American Apparel shirts. They're made from soft, 100% fine Jersey cotton.

"Liquor" is just his last name, dummy! Do you always gotta make it about booze? Screen-printed on 100% Cotton shirts from Hyp, these shirts are unique - with jersey double-stripes shoulders and neck and cuff "orangification" (technical term). They're garment washed (which makes them better... somehow).

Sody Pop is Jimmy the Idiot Boy's sexy girlfriend, and this Women's sleeveless she screams "Yay For Cartoon Geeks!" The designs are printed on something American Apparel calls "100% Baby Rib cotton," which sounds illegal, but we'll keep it a secret if you do.